It's Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrrrr!

Ahoy matey! Today be "Talk Like A Pirate Day"! Join th' fun! 'tis a beautiful day t' be walkin' around natterin' like a pirate, so put yer eye patch on, grab yer pirate hat 'n be like Captain Sparrow! Jus' do nah pirate any software, or ye will be punished 'n made t' walk th' plank t' feed th' sharks! Arrrr!!